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Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:19 pm
by Jimmy
mlawson71 wrote: Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:12 pm Experts say you shouldn’t eat at night. So who put the light bulb in the refrigerator?
Hahahaha that's a good one. True!! :lol:

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:22 pm
by mlawson71
It is important to make breaks between individual exercises. I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 years.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:38 pm
by mlawson71
The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:05 pm
by mlawson71
You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:00 am
by mlawson71
If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 10:05 pm
by mlawson71
You can go anywhere you like; you must only look serious and carry a clipboard.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:36 pm
by mlawson71
Experts say you shouldn’t eat at night. So who put the light bulb in the refrigerator?

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:45 pm
by mlawson71
If you want to keep a true perspective of your own importance, get a dog that will worship you and a cat that will scorn you.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 11:48 pm
by mlawson71
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:46 pm
by mlawson71
What do snowmen do in their spare time?
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Chill.