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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:48 am
by LazarR
President Truman once said he wants an economic adviser who is one handed. Why? Because normally the economists giving him economic advice state, "On one hand and on the other..."
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:57 pm
by bonifaas_abe
mlawson71 wrote: Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:02 am
That is so painfully true. I've done that more than once, to very poor results.
It happens to me many times as well, and still can’t control it. But I am trying to lough about it
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:00 pm
by bonifaas_abe
LazarR wrote:
President Truman once said he wants an economic adviser who is one handed. Why? Because normally the economists giving him economic advice state, "On one hand and on the other..."
the economist should get involved the legs instead of one or the other hand – might give them more stability lol
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:30 pm
by mlawson71
bonifaas_abe wrote: Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:57 pm
It happens to me many times as well, and still can’t control it. But I am trying to lough about it
Sometimes the best way not to cry is to laugh.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:52 pm
by mlawson71
How did the cat get the first prize at a bird show?
Somebody didn’t shut the champion’s cage properly.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 11:01 pm
by mlawson71
What’s black, red, black, red, black, red?
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A zebra with a sun burn.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:45 pm
by mlawson71
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:07 am
by Jimmy
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:56 pm
by LazarR
Q: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? A: There are too many cheetahs.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:16 am
by mlawson71
LazarR wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:56 pm
Q: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? A: There are too many cheetahs.
Hahaha, I love a good pun!
