bonifaas_abe wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 5:14 pm lul
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They'll be calling him, sooner or later.

bonifaas_abe wrote: Fri Jun 29, 2018 5:14 pm lul
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...when he receives a call, he won't have money to travel since he's bullish

The person who thought it’s a good idea to put the light switch outside of the bathroom clearly didn’t have any siblings.

Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “

Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Act in your best interest – placing a trade because you’re afraid of missing out on a big move is not acting in your best interest

bonifaas_abe wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:53 pm Act in your best interest – placing a trade because you’re afraid of missing out on a big move is not acting in your best interest

That is so painfully true. I've done that more than once, to very poor results.

A fat guy and a thin guy meet:

Fat guy: “When I see you, I’d think a famine broke out!”

Thin guy: “And when I see you, I’d think you’re the one responsible for that!”

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”

Man: “I had to get to work.”

Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”

Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.