Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 10:35 pm
Me too, actually.
Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 10:36 pm
Hahahaha don't worry your secret is safe with me
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 8:24 pm
A client asks his adviser, “where should I invest my money?”
“Put it on booze,” the adviser says. “Where else you get 40%?”
“Put it on booze,” the adviser says. “Where else you get 40%?”
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 9:53 pm
And one gets to console themselves when the other investments work the way they usually do.LazarR wrote: Fri May 11, 2018 8:24 pm A client asks his adviser, “where should I invest my money?”
“Put it on booze,” the adviser says. “Where else you get 40%?”
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 10:45 pm
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Michael: The good news.
Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
Michael: The good news.
Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 9:45 pm
Classics: Today News trading as it shouldn't be made:
Just see the price falling back below the EMAs and the big Volume jump before the big drop. We learn: "Come on, man." doesn't help, only closing the position ASAP. And saving money on the data feed is not worth it.
Just see the price falling back below the EMAs and the big Volume jump before the big drop. We learn: "Come on, man." doesn't help, only closing the position ASAP. And saving money on the data feed is not worth it.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 11:08 pm
I've been there, I've done that. More than onceKrelian99 wrote: Mon May 14, 2018 9:45 pm Classics: Today News trading as it shouldn't be made:
Just see the price falling back below the EMAs and the big Volume jump before the big drop. We learn: "Come on, man." doesn't help, only closing the position ASAP. And saving money on the data feed is not worth it.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu May 17, 2018 11:04 pm
Market statistics are like a bikini:
What they reveal is important, what they conceal is vital!
What they reveal is important, what they conceal is vital!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu May 17, 2018 11:15 pm
Now that's a fascinating mental image.LazarR wrote: Market statistics are like a bikini:
What they reveal is important, what they conceal is vital!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 11:29 pm
Nothing can be concealed when you trade em naked.LazarR wrote: Thu May 17, 2018 11:04 pm Market statistics are like a bikini:
What they reveal is important, what they conceal is vital!