mlawson71 wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:25 am

I was not expecting that particular joke to be that liked.

Don't worry everyone's tried using a neighbour's wifi at least once. Bet you have too bro haha

Jimmy wrote: Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:29 am

Don't worry everyone's tried using a neighbour's wifi at least once. Bet you have too bro haha :P

I neither confirm nor deny this claim.

Just came home from a training session. Two hours on the treadmill did me really good. If only I could somehow stop the constant beeping and the irritated comments of the cashier.

Life Hack:

If you’re tired of waiting at a restaurant, just call their number and ask if they also deliver to table 16.

Women are saints. They forgive you even when you’re not guilty!

“Mom, don't get alarmed, but I’m at the hospital.”

“Son, please. You’ve been a surgeon there for 8 years now. Can we start our phone calls differently?”

In a boomerang shop: "I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"

Q: With the current market turmoil, what’s the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!

Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?

Because there weren't even any roads during the Jurassic Period!