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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:23 am
by SilverBB
The seven ages of man.....Spills, Drills, Thrills, Bills, Ills, Pills and Wills.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:52 am
by FrancoisT
So, what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means? It is not the end of the world.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:59 am
by FrancoisT
A bit "black humor":
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:40 am
by mlawson71
Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:49 am
by mlawson71
Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
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And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:38 am
by SilverBB
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila...
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:02 pm
by moey_dw
SilverBB wrote: Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:38 am
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila...
lmao yum

Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:21 pm
by LazarR
Chart - what you check after you exit trading, trying to understand what went wrong.
- System Trading - a phrase you employ to explain to the Apprentice how your trade did not work out the way you meant.
- Break – a pause you take when you have either 2 profitable or 5 unprofitable deals in a row.
- Moving Average - a curly line that has nothing to do with the price movement if you have an open position.
- Trend Line - an imaginary line on the price chart that only changes when the market is closed or when you are not looking.
- Day Trading - trading which you start too late and exit too early.
- Scalping - losing only an eighth in one go.
Confusion - 6 open positions.
- Friday – a weekly opportunity to give back everything you gained that week.

Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:15 am
by mlawson71
LazarR wrote: Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:21 pm
Chart - what you check after you exit trading, trying to understand what went wrong.
System Trading - a phrase you employ to explain to the Apprentice how your trade did not work out the way you meant.
Break – a pause you take when you have either 2 profitable or 5 unprofitable deals in a row.
Moving Average - a curly line that has nothing to do with the price movement if you have an open position.
Trend Line - an imaginary line on the price chart that only changes when the market is closed or when you are not looking.
Day Trading - trading which you start too late and exit too early.
Scalping - losing only an eighth in one go.
Confusion - 6 open positions.
Friday – a weekly opportunity to give back everything you gained that week.
Hahahah, these are all completely accurate.

Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 2:33 am
by moey_dw
LazarR wrote: Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:21 pm
Friday – a weekly opportunity to give back everything you gained that week.
migosh this is me.............
