Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2025 8:30 am
The crypto exchange is joking. We'll give you a commission, you'll give us $2 million and a soul.
30. Under no circumstances will our liability for your direct damages exceed the total amount of trading fees incurred as a result of your trading activities during the last three (3) months of using the services offered by this Website.
31. In the event that you violate this Agreement or any applicable law or administrative regulation, you must pay us compensation in the amount of at least two million US dollars and bear all costs associated with such violation (including, but not limited to, attorney's fees). If such compensation cannot cover the actual damage, you must reimburse the difference.
You were created to break the law!
Guys, I don't know the laws of my country. They are printed on three levels from 8:00 to 17:00 (federal, regional, city). And you're talking about laws all over the world.
It seems to me that I already owe 2 million dollars, I violated one of the points. I haven't read the contract carefully, the letters are floating in my eyes, and I want to sleep.
I only read half of it in half an hour.
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Refusal
Our or your waiver of the right to hold the other party responsible for violations of the agreement or any other liability specified in this Agreement should not be interpreted or considered as a waiver of the right to hold the other party responsible for other violations of the agreement. failure to exercise any right or remedy should in no way be interpreted as a waiver of such right or remedy.
I don't have enough RAM to digest this diarrhea from words.
2. The ultimate authority for the interpretation of this Agreement belongs to this Website.
XXXXX reserves the right to revoke the partner's status at any time, deprive him of the right to receive commissions, change the commission percentage to 0%, refund all commissions paid and file a claim for damages to the partner if the partner causes any damage to XXXXX, defames XXXXX company or otherwise acts against XXXXX company. This includes, but is not limited to, the following circumstances:
1. Posting false information and negative comments about XXXXX on social media, including, but not limited to, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.
2. Organization of a class action with financial claims against XXXXX company.
A normal person should piss himself out of fear after reading this agreement.
Did Pablo Escobar write it? Did you remove one item (bullet in the head)?
I've lost 10 million dollars in front of your eyes. I agreed to the contract.
30. Under no circumstances will our liability for your direct damages exceed the total amount of trading fees incurred as a result of your trading activities during the last three (3) months of using the services offered by this Website.
31. In the event that you violate this Agreement or any applicable law or administrative regulation, you must pay us compensation in the amount of at least two million US dollars and bear all costs associated with such violation (including, but not limited to, attorney's fees). If such compensation cannot cover the actual damage, you must reimburse the difference.
You were created to break the law!
Guys, I don't know the laws of my country. They are printed on three levels from 8:00 to 17:00 (federal, regional, city). And you're talking about laws all over the world.
It seems to me that I already owe 2 million dollars, I violated one of the points. I haven't read the contract carefully, the letters are floating in my eyes, and I want to sleep.
I only read half of it in half an hour.
17.--------
For any information that you post on this website, you may not publish or allow other websites (or media outlets) to use such information in any way.
Refusal
Our or your waiver of the right to hold the other party responsible for violations of the agreement or any other liability specified in this Agreement should not be interpreted or considered as a waiver of the right to hold the other party responsible for other violations of the agreement. failure to exercise any right or remedy should in no way be interpreted as a waiver of such right or remedy.
I don't have enough RAM to digest this diarrhea from words.
2. The ultimate authority for the interpretation of this Agreement belongs to this Website.
XXXXX reserves the right to revoke the partner's status at any time, deprive him of the right to receive commissions, change the commission percentage to 0%, refund all commissions paid and file a claim for damages to the partner if the partner causes any damage to XXXXX, defames XXXXX company or otherwise acts against XXXXX company. This includes, but is not limited to, the following circumstances:
1. Posting false information and negative comments about XXXXX on social media, including, but not limited to, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.
2. Organization of a class action with financial claims against XXXXX company.
A normal person should piss himself out of fear after reading this agreement.
Did Pablo Escobar write it? Did you remove one item (bullet in the head)?
I've lost 10 million dollars in front of your eyes. I agreed to the contract.
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