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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 3:58 am
by mlawson71
When someone tells you that something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going to have a go at it anyway.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:21 pm
by mlawson71
A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician are hanging out in the neighborhood.
They see two people enter an empty house, and an hour later, they see three people leave.
The biologist says “they must have multiplied.“
The physicist said "it must have been a rounding error.”
The mathematician groans and says “if one more person enters the house, then it will be empty”
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:42 am
by mlawson71
A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:47 am
by SilverBB
"Maybe if we started telling people the brain is an App, they would start using it !!"
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:48 am
by SilverBB
"If at first you don’t succeed, we have a lot in common..."
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:50 am
by SilverBB
"A man's idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand."
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:56 am
by pacois
Two barrels of the same size of wood:
The full barrel is lighter than the empty barrel!
What's full?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:48 pm
by Jimmy
pacois wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:56 am
Two barrels of the same size of wood:
The full barrel is lighter than the empty barrel!
What's full?
Hmm.. is it the barrel is full of umm
air?

Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:46 pm
by pacois
Jimmy wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:48 pm
Hmm.. is it the barrel is full of umm
air?
no!!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:31 am
by mlawson71
pacois wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:46 pm
no!!
Helium? Or if we posit that the empty barrel is truly empty then there's vacuum inside?