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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:57 am
by mlawson71
LazarR wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:38 am
There's a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.' The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.' The economist smiled, 'And who made the chaos?'
Hahahah, that's both brilliant and accurate.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:44 am
by SilverBB
I was buying a train ticket to go to Paris, the Guy in the ticket office said "Eurostar.....I said thanks !!"
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:36 am
by pacois
How does one shop in a shop deaf-mute a pair of scissors?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:14 pm
by Jimmy
pacois wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:36 am
How does one shop in a shop deaf-mute a pair of scissors?
Haha man I'm confused
What's the answer?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:52 pm
by pacois
Jimmy wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:14 pm
Haha man I'm confused :cray:
What's the answer?
Translator's fault google
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:40 pm
by SilverBB
One of my proudest moments in life was when a website told me my password was “Very Strong.”
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:47 pm
by Jimmy
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:31 am
by mlawson71
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:43 am
by mlawson71
If 13 is unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:35 pm
by SilverBB
A friend of mine had a shop where he sold clocks and watches but he's now wound the business up...