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Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:21 pm
by LazarR
Putin is everywhere :) and he is going to save everyone ;)

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:14 pm
by amdudus
Trader Skill Levels
Еxperienced trader: -You do not have a system, but a "Christmas tree garland." How much do you earn?
Beginner: -50% per day.
Experienced trader: !!!
Beginner: -That I earn at night at work, I invest in forex. I have 50% left. And so every day. And on Saturday and Sunday, I still have 100%.
Beginner: -And what strategy do you have?
Experienced trader: "Black monitor". As in Malevich. When one white candle appears, I enter the transaction, when a second white candle appears, I go out.
Beginner: Are there any better strategies?
Experienced trader: Yes. My friend works without a computer, without the Internet, without a broker and without a trading system.
Beginner: How is it?
Experienced trader: He is a co-owner of the exchange.

Find Your Thai Beauty

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:24 am
by Krelian99
Very interesting way to say an FX trader to get a life, FS :lol:


PS: The first and last time I got this ad. Very mysterious.

Re: Find Your Thai Beauty

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:20 am
by Jimmy
Krelian99 wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:24 am Very interesting way to say an FX trader to get a life, FS :lol:


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PS: The first and last time I got this ad. Very mysterious.
Apparently ads are based on your recent Google searches :lol:

Don't worry bro, your secret is safe with us.

Re: Find Your Thai Beauty

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 2:14 pm
by Krelian99
Jimmy wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:20 am Apparently ads are based on your recent Google searches :lol:

Don't worry bro, your secret is safe with us.
Am I the only one who gets seemingly totally random and strange ads from time to time? On the other hand, the Google algo is smarter than me, right? It knows what I want before I know that I want or need it :roll:

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:58 pm
by mlawson71
Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:24 pm
by FrancoisT
As a friend of mine says: "Better to be rich and in good health, instead poor and sick'

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:15 am
by mlawson71
Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:56 pm
by mlawson71
Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers? It’s called On & On Anon.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:03 pm
by mlawson71
I don't know exactly what would happen to humanity if gravity suddenly stopped, but I believe we'd rise to the occasion.