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Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:56 am
by andrei-1
mrtools wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 8:50 am
Just when you think it can't get any weirder!!!
We are with you.
A curly flower was recently banned. There's some kind of drug in there. We didn't know. Everyone always planted him near the fences.
In a pharmacy, you can only buy bandages and vitamins without a prescription (I'm kidding, of course, but very close).
Children*** under the age of 18 are not sold gas lighters.
The draft age is shifted from 18 to 21 years old.
How will they serve in the army if they don't know how to use a gas lighter?
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2024 11:14 am
by andrei-1
I don't have any good dirty jokes.
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2024 6:38 pm
by Ogee
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2024 1:50 am
by lukgoku
ooooops
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2024 9:18 am
by SijjiN
Seriously ???
Almost 3$ Fee ???!!!
Outrageous!!!
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2024 10:37 am
by JohnnyRy
andrei-1 wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:56 am
We are with you.
A curly flower was recently banned. There's some kind of drug in there. We didn't know. Everyone always planted him near the fences.
In a pharmacy, you can only buy bandages and vitamins without a prescription (I'm kidding, of course, but very close).
Children*** under the age of 18 are not sold gas lighters.
The draft age is shifted from 18 to 21 years old.
How will they serve in the army if they don't know how to use a gas lighter?
In the US, an 18-year-old can buy assault rifles, full metal jacket ammo, shotguns, and buckshot. But beer? No way. That's too dangerous unless you're 21 or over.
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:00 am
by Ogee
Biden's dog Commander has bit at least 24 Secret Service personnel before he was removed from the White House
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:11 am
by JohnnyRy
Two theories:
(a) That's an undercover hearing aid,
or...
(b) a last resort to avoid head scratching total baldness.
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 8:00 am
by mrtools
Very similar to when I opened my clothes dryer to work on it!
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 4:46 pm
by vvFish
lukgoku wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 1:50 am
ooooops
Non Farm....