The state of Colorado has determined that the tax revenue from the sale of legalized marijuana has now exceeded half a billion dollars. Colorado has so much extra money for marijuana it can now afford a cocaine habit.

How can you explain your leadership?
When I say "cheers", everybody is picking up their glasses

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR execs.

We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. “You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich.”

We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Sunday’s episode of “Game of Thrones” will be the show’s shortest episode ever at just 50 minutes. Yeah, so after the opening credits, that’s only two minutes of actual show.

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If only. I can do with a high mountain retreat. Peace, quiet and nature. Beaches aren't obligatory.

I want to warn people from Nigeria - if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it.