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Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:17 am
by mlawson71
I’m reading a great book about antigravity—I just can’t put it down.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:52 am
by mlawson71
Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers? It’s called On & On Anon.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:05 pm
by tim079

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:06 pm
by mlawson71
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?…Dam!

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:55 pm
by mlawson71
“I have a beard.” —a bald-faced liar

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:09 am
by seekers
The owner of a clown motel in Nevada is looking to sell it. The clown motel is like any other motel, except it only has one parking spot.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:44 pm
by mlawson71
One hard thing to explain to teens is how legitimately exciting it used to be when someone would wheel in an overhead projector.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:02 am
by seekers
The publisher of Hillary Clinton’s upcoming memoir announced today that the title of her book will be the statement “What Happened.” Well, that’s the censored version.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:21 am
by mlawson71

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:00 pm
by tim079