Due to recent budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Summer officially begins. So if you’re wondering why your kids stopped going to school, that’s probably the reason.

FrancoisT wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:43 pm Due to recent budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

That is one of those jokes where you have to laugh so that you don't cry.

Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neigbourhood without moving.

tim079 wrote: Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:21 am1.jpg

That's terrifying. Shouldn't there be an accident if he's touching both wires at the same time?

“What’s the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?” I asked my friend. He thought for a minute before responding, “An optimist is the guy who created the airplane. A pessimist is the guy who created the parachute.”

I’m trying to get into classical 
music, but I can’t find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands.

If you are feeling strong, brave, smart and very sexy .... go home - you are just drunken