Yesterday, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos said that people who oppose school choice are “flat earthers.” She was like, “Which is ridiculous, because everyone knows the Earth is a cube.”

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Today, Mark Zuckerberg — who dropped out of Harvard University after his sophomore year — gave a commencement speech to Harvard’s graduating class. Zuckerberg began the speech with, “Hello, suckers.”

A passing septic service truck declared "19,500 lbs. of very gross weight."

A new study from Harvard says you can reduce the risk of a potentially fatal heart condition by eating six bars of chocolate a week. Yeah. It reduces the chance of a heart attack because once you give up being in shape, you have way less stress.