Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

MEXC
A new game has started. If you have another $100, you can win $500. The rules are the same. I don't want to play with them.

htx
After registration, newbies need to go there every day. They give bonuses. As I understand it, these are USDT, not coupons.

kucoin
That's horrible. Not only did I register, I also verified.
Technical support in Telegram. It is very cool.
I wanted to ask them where 100 USDT is. But it's very cool.
I do not know what to do with them.

I learned how to transfer cryptocurrency between exchanges.
I didn't do it.
Be careful! I am sure that they will transfer out of those 101 dollars that should be frozen for a week.
Refund the required amount from the fiat account.

Crypto exchanges, this is a psychiatric hospital. There are many different accounts, a lot of scientific terms.
This is an industry for deception, nothing to do with MT4 brokers.

Cripto trading platforms are a horror.
I forgot to turn off the VPN. Bingx wouldn't let me in.
I was given something expensive for registration. I do not know what it is, but I see that it will evaporate tomorrow.
Not a single red pill will save crypto traders.
I understood what it is. 30 and 50 are two insured positions. They cannot be used simultaneously.
It seems to me that they close automatically after a day.

The show is canceled. The first 4 subjects are lying.

I wanted you to see their promises and reality.

Levels of lies.
1. You will be rich.
2. $30,000 bonus.
3. Your $100, and 2 bonuses of $20 each.
4 You made a mistake, you have to top up your deposit to continue.

The problem is not that they are giving less than they promised.
The problem is that they eat your brain.
These are not friends, you are their food.

You give each newbie 30,000 dollars. And you can't buy an MT4 license.
You are clowns! You sad clowns!

The first bonus turned out like this.

I think I've figured out how it works.
When I completed the first two tasks, I was given 5 USDT. I forgot why I can't see them. Today I will try to top up my deposit to 5.05 USDT (transfer from MEXC). And I will try to complete the following tasks.

Are you scared?