Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

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we all have this friend :

"thanks for sharing liquidity with me but I only want source code"
"$1000 for 10% a year ? you think i'm a fool ?"
"yeah I have working EAs, I don't need your 10%-a-year crappy EA (*grin*), I made 40% last year ! (yes my DD is 60% and I use martingales but I'm a pro : I hide my SL)"
"I'll share 30% of my returns, no cap ! But I want the EA for free, and with the code"
"Yeah i'll probably share the EA with my pals, and my pals with theirs, so that the EA will eventually become totally worthless"
"EURUSD is losing in 2019 ?? what is this garbage ??
"2022 was a losing year ! this is totally and utter !!GARBAGE!!"
"WHAT ? the EA you gave me took 5 minutes and ONE second to make ONE percent yesterday. I'M GONNA SUE YOUR ASS : you told me it took 5 minutes to make 1 percent !!! biggest ASSHOLE EVAAAA"

LOOOL

how close to reality am I ?