Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

tim079 wrote: 

That is an interesting choice for a name of a store offering such services.

Today is the first day of spring! Yep, it’s that day when millions of Americans look at their bodies in the mirror and ask, “Can we get, like, two more months of winter?”

I'm following bonifaas_abe's example.

Disney World has agreed to pay $3.8 million to workers who were making less than minimum wage and had to pay for their own costumes. That works out to around $238 per person, which is almost enough to buy a bottle of water at Disney World.

A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.

At one point, Congress was prepared to vote as late as 3:00 a.m. Congressmen called their wives, told them not wait up, then they called their mistresses and said, “See ya at 3:00!”