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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?

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SilverBB wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:20 am
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?
Now that's not a good friend :lol:
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Re: Traders joking ...

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SilverBB wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:20 am
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?
:o :lol:
Oh my goodness, hahaha, that was not what expected when I began to read that joke!

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#1047
I made a beginner’s mistake and went shopping on an empty stomach. I am now the happy owner of aisle 7.

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#1050
“Your waffle iron isn’t working, dear!”
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