Question: Where do you go in through one hole and come out through two holes at the same time?
Answer: By putting on your trousers.
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722Hahaha good one. For a second I thought this was a naughty jokemlawson71 wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:25 am Question: Where do you go in through one hole and come out through two holes at the same time?
Answer: By putting on your trousers.
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723So did I when I first heard the beginning of it, and then I laughed all the more.Jimmy wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:11 am
Hahaha good one. For a second I thought this was a naughty joke
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724Bob: "Holy schmoozes, I just fell off a 30 ft ladder."
Jim: "No way man, are you okay?"
Bob: "Yeah, luckily I was just on the first step."
Jim: "No way man, are you okay?"
Bob: "Yeah, luckily I was just on the first step."
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725Teacher asks the student: “Why are you so late?!”
Student: “Well I was crossing the road and suddenly it says “School ahead, go slowly!”
Student: “Well I was crossing the road and suddenly it says “School ahead, go slowly!”
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727Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.
A: Their bats flew away.
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728“Waiter, could you bring me some tooth picks, please?”
“I’m sorry sir but you’ll have to wait a little bit, they are currently all in use.”
“I’m sorry sir but you’ll have to wait a little bit, they are currently all in use.”
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729Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer!
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer!
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730Here is a good one... https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1548760&tc=7
different joke... same meaning https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1366010&tc=7
different joke... same meaning https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1366010&tc=7
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