They'll be calling him, sooner or later.
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612...when he receives a call, he won't have money to travel since he's bullish
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613The person who thought it’s a good idea to put the light switch outside of the bathroom clearly didn’t have any siblings.
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614Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “
Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
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615Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
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616Act in your best interest – placing a trade because you’re afraid of missing out on a big move is not acting in your best interest
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617That is so painfully true. I've done that more than once, to very poor results.bonifaas_abe wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:53 pm Act in your best interest – placing a trade because you’re afraid of missing out on a big move is not acting in your best interest
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618A fat guy and a thin guy meet:
Fat guy: “When I see you, I’d think a famine broke out!”
Thin guy: “And when I see you, I’d think you’re the one responsible for that!”
Fat guy: “When I see you, I’d think a famine broke out!”
Thin guy: “And when I see you, I’d think you’re the one responsible for that!”
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619Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
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620A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
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