Traders joking ...

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mlawson71 wrote:
Sat Jun 02, 2018 11:48 pm
Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike.
SO TRUE :lol:

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

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Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat women opposite said:
- If were a gentleman young man, you would stand up and let someone else to sit down

- And if were a lady, replied Roger, you would stand up and let four people to sit down :)

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Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?

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LazarR wrote:
Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:23 pm
What’s another name for long-term investment? - A failed short-term investment.
Hahaha, that's accurate. But what happens if the long-term investment fails...after a long time? :lol:

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“Waiter, could you bring me some tooth picks, please?”

“I’m sorry sir but you’ll have to wait a little bit, they are currently all in use.”

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Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report, my boy?

Tom: Sorry, I’ll bring it a day later.

Dad: Why?

Tom: I borrowed it to Kevin because he wanted to scare his parents.

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Mark Boucher: 70% of a market's moves occurs 20% of the time

Remember: that overnight success usually takes about fifteen years

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