Then you just get cold though.
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582"I hear that you drop some money in Wall Street. Were you a bull or a bear?"
"Neither, just a plain simple ass."
"Neither, just a plain simple ass."
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584Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
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585My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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586Today I ran from a ticket inspector. He chased me through half the train. When he finally caught me, he wasn’t very amused to find that I actually did have the ticket.
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587that is a nasty joke: D here is one from me as well:mlawson71 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:26 pm Today I ran from a ticket inspector. He chased me through half the train. When he finally caught me, he wasn’t very amused to find that I actually did have the ticket.
The Dow is dropping so frequently they have decided to just add an ‘n’ to the end of it.
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588Hahahah, that's brilliant! I may start referring to it that way in my head.LazarR wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 11:05 pm
that is a nasty joke: D here is one from me as well:
The Dow is dropping so frequently they have decided to just add an ‘n’ to the end of it.
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589Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat women opposite said:
- If were a gentleman young man, you would stand up and let someone else to sit down
- And if were a lady, replied Roger, you would stand up and let four people to sit down
- If were a gentleman young man, you would stand up and let someone else to sit down
- And if were a lady, replied Roger, you would stand up and let four people to sit down
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590Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?