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My skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first - timer questions.
One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?"
Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."




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mlawson71 wrote: Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:40 am When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head.

The first one says: “You need to eat that chocolate.”

The other voice goes: “You heard. Eat the chocolate.”
That's crazy, man. Voices in your head... The only voice I hear in such a situation comes from the chocolate: "Eat me! Eat me!" ;)
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