When someone tells you that something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going to have a go at it anyway.

A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician are hanging out in the neighborhood.

They see two people enter an empty house, and an hour later, they see three people leave.

The biologist says “they must have multiplied.“

The physicist said "it must have been a rounding error.”

The mathematician groans and says “if one more person enters the house, then it will be empty”

A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

"Maybe if we started telling people the brain is an App, they would start using it !!"

"If at first you don’t succeed, we have a lot in common..."

"A man's idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand."

Two barrels of the same size of wood:
The full barrel is lighter than the empty barrel!
What's full?

pacois wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:56 am Two barrels of the same size of wood:
The full barrel is lighter than the empty barrel!
What's full?

Hmm.. is it the barrel is full of umm

air?

Jimmy wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:48 pm
Hmm.. is it the barrel is full of umm

air?

no!!

pacois wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:46 pm

no!!

Helium? Or if we posit that the empty barrel is truly empty then there's vacuum inside?