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#921
Once, two traders were walking in the forest for fun when they ran into a hungry and dangerous-looking wolf. On instinct, one of the traders took off his walking shoes and changed into running shoes. The other trader, bewildered, asked, “You really think you’re going to outrun a wolf just by changing your shoes?” To which the other trader replied, “I may not outrun the wolf, but I will certainly outrun you.”

#922
Life Hack:

If you’re tired of waiting at a restaurant, just call their number and ask if they also deliver to table 16.

#923
Wherever I go, I’m greeted with much warmth.

Derek, 53, Fireman

#924
How many gorillas can fit into a car?

Eight.

How many chickens can fit into the car?

None, the car is already full of gorillas.

#925
Krelian99 wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:47 pm
bonifaas_abe wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:07 pm
A study of markets often reveals that the perfect time to buy an asset was yesterday.
I read another study saying the same - but for Sells
I am sure it works for both. hahahhaa

#926
mlawson71 wrote:
Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:40 pm
How many gorillas can fit into a car?

Eight.

How many chickens can fit into the car?

None, the car is already full of gorillas.
hahhaha and who is driving the car?

#927
mlawson71 wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:50 pm
Krelian99 wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:47 pm

I read another study saying the same - but for Sells
They're both accurate. It's the Schrödinger's study.
hhahahaha Oh well … it’s a quantum superposition, right . we will have to trust the scientists

#928
bonifaas_abe wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:30 pm
mlawson71 wrote:
Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:40 pm
How many gorillas can fit into a car?

Eight.

How many chickens can fit into the car?

None, the car is already full of gorillas.
hahhaha and who is driving the car?
It's a self-driving car.

#929
I wanted to tell you a joke about leeches. But I won’t – they all suck.

#930
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but so far nobody has seen me and Batman together in the same room.

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