• Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:15 am**

I wanted to wear my camouflage jeans today but I just couldn’t find them.

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2019 1:22 am**

I saw an expiration day on an anti-aging cream. Now that’s just a scam!

Posted: **Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:40 pm**

Father: Do you know the joke from the 3rd floor?
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Son: “No,”
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Father: Me neither, I was on the 2nd floor at the time.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2019 11:53 pm**

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

He met with too many cracks on the way.

Posted: **Sat Aug 31, 2019 12:45 am**

I used to breed rabbits. Then I realized they can handle it themselves.

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:51 am**

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
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You stick with me and I will take you places!

Posted: **Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:09 am**

A single glance tells me if somebody is lying. It’s the fact that they’re horizontal that gives it away.

Posted: **Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:46 am**

I sometimes feel like the 5th wheel in my family.

Which, of course, is the steering wheel.

Posted: **Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:32 am**

mlawson71 wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:46 am I sometimes feel like the 5th wheel in my family.

Which, of course, is the steering wheel.

Haha is that the designated driver?

Posted: **Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:27 pm**

ChuChu Rocket wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:32 am

Haha is that the designated driver?

I assume so.

Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)