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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:15 am
by mlawson71
I wanted to wear my camouflage jeans today but I just couldn’t find them.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 1:22 am
by mlawson71
I saw an expiration day on an anti-aging cream. Now that’s just a scam!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:40 pm
by mlawson71
Father: Do you know the joke from the 3rd floor?
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Son: “No,”
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Father: Me neither, I was on the 2nd floor at the time.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 11:53 pm
by mlawson71
Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
He met with too many cracks on the way.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 12:45 am
by mlawson71
I used to breed rabbits. Then I realized they can handle it themselves.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:51 am
by mlawson71
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
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You stick with me and I will take you places!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:09 am
by mlawson71
A single glance tells me if somebody is lying. It’s the fact that they’re horizontal that gives it away.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:46 am
by mlawson71
I sometimes feel like the 5th wheel in my family.
Which, of course, is the steering wheel.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:32 am
by ChuChu Rocket
mlawson71 wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:46 am
I sometimes feel like the 5th wheel in my family.
Which, of course, is the steering wheel.
Haha is that the designated driver?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:27 pm
by mlawson71
ChuChu Rocket wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:32 am
Haha is that the designated driver?
I assume so.