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Traders joking ...

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#861
Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?"

"No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."


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#862
mlawson71 wrote:
Sun Jun 24, 2018 7:03 pm
Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?"

"No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."
muahahahaha :lol: burnt!!!!

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#863
"Our restaurant’s snails are world-famous.”

“I know, one of them’s just been serving me.”

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#864
Before you say something harsh about someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. It’s very convenient because even if you’re really rude, you’re a mile away AND you’ve got their shoes.

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#865
I got a really cute dog and called him Threemiles. It sounds great to say I walk Threemiles twice a day.


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#866
Graduation Day
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let's try to make this look natural" she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad's shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"

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#870
“Oh no, Roger, why did you two split up?”
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“She’s a liar and a cheat! She said she was the whole night at her sister’s!”
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“So? Maybe she was.”
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“Yeah, no way. I was the whole night at her sister’s!”



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