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Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 11:48 pm
by mlawson71
Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 1:56 am
by moey_dw
mlawson71 wrote:
Sat Jun 02, 2018 11:48 pm
Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike.
SO TRUE :lol:

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:05 pm
by mlawson71
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:51 pm
by FrancoisT
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat women opposite said:
- If were a gentleman young man, you would stand up and let someone else to sit down

- And if were a lady, replied Roger, you would stand up and let four people to sit down :)

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:51 pm
by mlawson71
Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:23 pm
by LazarR
What’s another name for long-term investment? - A failed short-term investment.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:37 am
by mlawson71
LazarR wrote:
Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:23 pm
What’s another name for long-term investment? - A failed short-term investment.
Hahaha, that's accurate. But what happens if the long-term investment fails...after a long time? :lol:

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:16 am
by mlawson71
Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:51 pm
by mlawson71
“Waiter, could you bring me some tooth picks, please?”

“I’m sorry sir but you’ll have to wait a little bit, they are currently all in use.”

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:53 pm
by mlawson71
Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report, my boy?

Tom: Sorry, I’ll bring it a day later.

Dad: Why?

Tom: I borrowed it to Kevin because he wanted to scare his parents.