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Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:37 am
by mlawson71
I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesmen for many years running.
The trick was to just leave a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:37 am
by mlawson71
Q: What is it: “Three in the office but only one works.”
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A: Two clerks and a running ventilator.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 12:21 am
by mlawson71
A smoothie. The miracle of selling somebody a peach and a banana for $5.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:46 am
by mlawson71
In a shoe shop:

These shoes might be tight for the next two weeks.
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Don’t worry. I’ll start wearing them on the third week.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 1:06 am
by mlawson71
That moment when you want to be really cool in the cinema and start flipping popcorn into the air to catch it with your open mouth, but instead you get it in your open eye and the rest of the movie is just blurry.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:58 am
by mlawson71
A smoothie. The miracle of selling somebody a peach and a banana for $5.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 3:02 am
by Jimmy
mlawson71 wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:58 am A smoothie. The miracle of selling somebody a peach and a banana for $5.
Hahaha so true. But hey, we've got to pay for them using a blender, right?

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:33 am
by mlawson71
Jimmy wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 3:02 am

Hahaha so true. But hey, we've got to pay for them using a blender, right?
And storing the fruit and making the smoothie pretty and for the nice atmosphere of the establishment. But still the price is obnoxious.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:15 am
by mlawson71
“A vodka please!”

“Ma’am, this is a McDonald’s.”

“Yeah, yeah, alright. McVodka then.”

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:39 am
by ChuChu Rocket
mlawson71 wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 1:19 am Why did the crab cross the road?
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Actually, it never did. It used the sidewalk.
Hahahahaha sidewalk! I get it :lol: