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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:54 am
by bonifaas_abe
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:52 pm
by mlawson71
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:00 pm
by mlawson71
What to say to a hitch-hiker with just one leg?
Hop in.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:07 pm
by bonifaas_abe
A study of markets often reveals that the perfect time to buy an asset was yesterday.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:47 pm
by Krelian99
bonifaas_abe wrote: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:07 pm
A study of markets often reveals that the perfect time to buy an asset was yesterday.
I read another study saying the same - but for Sells
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:50 pm
by mlawson71
Krelian99 wrote: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:47 pm
I read another study saying the same - but for Sells
They're both accurate. It's the Schrödinger's study.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:10 pm
by bonifaas_abe
Once, two traders were walking in the forest for fun when they ran into a hungry and dangerous-looking wolf. On instinct, one of the traders took off his walking shoes and changed into running shoes. The other trader, bewildered, asked, “You really think you’re going to outrun a wolf just by changing your shoes?” To which the other trader replied, “I may not outrun the wolf, but I will certainly outrun you.”
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:27 pm
by mlawson71
Wherever I go, I’m greeted with much warmth.
Derek, 53, Fireman
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:27 pm
by bonifaas_abe
Krelian99 wrote: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:47 pm
I read another study saying the same - but for Sells
I am sure it works for both. hahahhaa
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:33 pm
by bonifaas_abe
mlawson71 wrote: Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:50 pm
They're both accurate. It's the Schrödinger's study.
hhahahaha Oh well … it’s a quantum superposition, right . we will have to trust the scientists