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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:27 am
by FrancoisT
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too…’
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:52 pm
by mlawson71
What is yellow and can’t swim?
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An excavator.
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Did you find it funny?
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No.
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Neither did the excavator operator.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:29 pm
by mlawson71
Of course I should clean my windows. But privacy is important too.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 9:41 pm
by mlawson71
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 12:39 am
by LazarR
Stockbroker's Creed:
A man is a client until proven broke!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 10:02 pm
by mlawson71
LazarR wrote: Fri May 04, 2018 12:39 am
Stockbroker's Creed:
A man is a client until proven broke!
That's the creed of anyone who tried to sell anything ever, in my opinion.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 12:23 am
by FrancoisT
A husband tells his wife, "Since it is your birthday, remember that yellow Lamborghini that you really wanted?". The wife screams in joy and starts crying tears of joy. Then the husband says, "Well I got you a toothbrush, same color".
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 9:40 pm
by mlawson71
What to do when somebody is trying to start an argument with you? Simply eat a few cookies. They taste very nice and you can’t hear anything over the crunching.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 9:57 pm
by mlawson71
I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet yesterday. We have 245 tiles.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 12:33 am
by Jimmy
mlawson71 wrote: Wed May 09, 2018 9:57 pm
I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet yesterday. We have 245 tiles.
HAHA I can can relate
