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Re: Traders joking ...

#1071
mlawson71 wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:07 am
Mobile - Update
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Gaming console – Update

Somehow I’m afraid to plug in the iron.
Hahaha I know :lol:
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Re: Traders joking ...

#1073
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.
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Teach a man to fish and he’s going to spend a fortune on gear he’ll only be using twice a year.

Re: Traders joking ...

#1074
I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesmen for many years running.
The trick was to just leave a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.


Re: Traders joking ...

#1079
I was going to start a Procrastinators Club. But then I realized I’d have to reject anyone who actually turned up at the meeting so I decided to put it off again.

Re: Traders joking ...

#1080
mlawson71 wrote:
Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:46 am
In a shoe shop:

These shoes might be tight for the next two weeks.
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Don’t worry. I’ll start wearing them on the third week.
puahahahaha good one!!!! :lol:


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