Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
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#1062Doctor to Patient: " Do you know what the Erogenous zone is ?"
Patient: "I know you cant park there..."
Patient: "I know you cant park there..."
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#1064Hahaha I get it
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#1065Doctor to Patient: " Have you ever tried an Aphrodisiac ?"
Patient: "I went out with a Norwegian girl once..."
Patient: "I went out with a Norwegian girl once..."
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#1066Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
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#1067First rule of Sundays: If you can’t reach it from your couch, you don’t need it.
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#1068"Another wonderful day of a wonderful week."
"Monday night I suddenly found out that my Ginseng was working... and only this morning I got a £10 rebate from the Inland Revenue."
"They said there is plenty more from where that came from... Just remember to tick the right box..."
"Monday night I suddenly found out that my Ginseng was working... and only this morning I got a £10 rebate from the Inland Revenue."
"They said there is plenty more from where that came from... Just remember to tick the right box..."
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#1069And on Wednesday,
"Wednesday lunch time I had a very successful Luncheon with my Accountant - He paid the bill and I managed to snatch the receipt..."
"Wednesday lunch time I had a very successful Luncheon with my Accountant - He paid the bill and I managed to snatch the receipt..."
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#1070The 7 days of the week…..Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.
