The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too…’
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562What is yellow and can’t swim?
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An excavator.
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Did you find it funny?
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No.
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Neither did the excavator operator.
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An excavator.
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Did you find it funny?
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No.
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Neither did the excavator operator.
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564They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.
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566That's the creed of anyone who tried to sell anything ever, in my opinion.
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567A husband tells his wife, "Since it is your birthday, remember that yellow Lamborghini that you really wanted?". The wife screams in joy and starts crying tears of joy. Then the husband says, "Well I got you a toothbrush, same color".
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568What to do when somebody is trying to start an argument with you? Simply eat a few cookies. They taste very nice and you can’t hear anything over the crunching.
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569I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet yesterday. We have 245 tiles.
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570HAHA I can can relatemlawson71 wrote: Wed May 09, 2018 9:57 pm I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet yesterday. We have 245 tiles.
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