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Facebook has just added a new tool for finding help during disasters. Unfortunately, then Facebook shows you photos of your friends having a much better time during their disasters.


#2
Thanks for restarting this thread over here. Its always worth a chuckle.

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Shaquille O’Neal says that he’s trying to eat healthier. He’s cut soda, bread, sandwiches, and fast food out of his diet. When asked what he’s eating instead he said, “Mostly trees.”


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During his performance with A Tribe Called Quest, Busta Rhymes referred to President Trump as “President Agent Orange.” Then the Secret Service said, “Great, now he needs a new code name!”

#8
At an international tennis match, U.S. officials accidentally played the Nazi national anthem. White House adviser Steve Bannon was outraged and said, “We’re not rolling that out till August — c’mon!”

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[QUOTE=seekers]At an international tennis match, U.S. officials accidentally played the Nazi national anthem. White House adviser Steve Bannon was outraged and said, “We’re not rolling that out till August — c’mon!”[/QUOTE]

Hmm, there was no Nazi national anthem. They didn't changed the anthem at all. 'The Song of Germans' is a poem from 1841 (the melody of the anthem is even from 1797). Today we only learn and sing the third stave (first and second stave are strictly forbidden) because of the beginning "Germany, Germany over everything - Everything in the world". That was clearly misunderstood by some idiot grandpas in 1939 and we distance ourselves from them. Translate it differently and replace Germany and you have "America first." [sneaky]

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The makers of the board game Monopoly have announced that they are dropping the thimble token in favor of new pieces in the shape of emojis and hashtags. Although, if you’re trying to modernize Monopoly, maybe start with Oriental Avenue. We call it Asian-American Avenue now.


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