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Traders joking ...

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#791
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number! :)


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#792
Life Hack:

If you’re tired of waiting at a restaurant, just call their number and ask if they also deliver to table 16.

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#793
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?

Because there weren't even any roads during the Jurassic Period!


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#796
LazarR wrote:
Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:18 am
Q: Dad what is liquidity?
A: When I look at my binary options account and wet myself.
Hahahahahhaha this guy! :lol:
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#797
LazarR wrote:
Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:18 am
Q: Dad what is liquidity?
A: When I look at my binary options account and wet myself.
Ahahaha, that is a good one! Probably accurate too. :lol:

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#798
“I am a master of fast calculations.”
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“OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?”
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“22!”
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“Ha ha, that’s wrong!”
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“Might be, but it was fast!”

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#800
Yo momma - kind of joke :)
"Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!" :)


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