"A man's idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand."

"If at first you don’t succeed, we have a lot in common..."

"Maybe if we started telling people the brain is an App, they would start using it !!"

William Blau's TVI indicator for MT4. Originally created in 1995 it was one of the first "all-in-one" indicators and caught the keen eye of many technical traders and is still used today. How to use : TVI bar color change is a signal to enter the market. When the TVI changes from yellow t...

"I don't believe in political jokes, I've seen too many of them get elected."

''I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays...''

If you're not meant to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator ?

A man walks into a bar with some tarmac under his arm and says to the barman "A glass of Wine for me, and one for the road please "

A friend of mine had a shop where he sold clocks and watches but he's now wound the business up...

One of my proudest moments in life was when a website told me my password was “Very Strong.”