LOL. The story so far ...
Zelensky talks minerals deal to pay for continuing US aid.
Trump says 'thanks', we'll take your minerals deal but as payment for services already rendered, not for any future aid.
Zelensky goes 'but, but, but.
Starmer and Macron tell Zelensky 'just sign it and we'll get the Trump to give a security guarantee' (which will force the US into the conflict once we trigger the Russians hehe).
So the 3 little piggies go off to the Trump and demand he guarantees their safety if they happen to do anything really stupid like poke the big, bad bear.
Macron goes to Washington, Trumps says FO.
Starmer goes to Washington, Trump says FO.
Zelensky goes to Washington, Trump says FO.
Zelensky loses it in the Oval office in front of world's press arguing with the Trump and the Vance tag team.
Total train wreck.
Zelensky KO'ed and carried out on a stretcher.
Ukraine US ambassador buries her head in total disbelief and shame.
It's all over.
THE END
