Of all the trillions of planets orbiting other stars across the universe, our planet earth turns out to be the only one that is flat.
It wasn't always flat, for billions of years the earth was round just like all the other planets in the universe. Then THEY came, bringing deadly diseases with them such as aids, monkeypox, and covid as well as a whole host of mental illnesses. THEY called it "Climate Change". It had nothing to do with the earth's temperature. it was a mental illness mindset brought about by the populace of Sodom and Gomorrah (a little-known town in SanFran) where men, soyboys actually with chromosomes (WTF) who were taught sex-ed in public libraries and they, in turn, could get pregnant and give birth to fluffy unicorns. The story goes that the more fluffy unicorns that they breed, the flatter the earth gets, hence the expression... "as flat as a fluffy unicorn". Fact checked by reuters